Many of you out there are DYING to know how I get these photos right?  Well...I find interesting 'props' and set them outside and add a little magic dust and then sit with my camera for hours WAITING for THE SHOT I want!  I'm THAT patient!  I do a LOT to ensure I'm going to somehow get a really fun shot of a bird!  It's so fun for me!  Anyway...I found this dog statue at the thrift store and a story was in the making...  here it is...



Once upon a time, a bluebird landed on a huge pink rock.  

Suddenly, a DOG busted in on the quiet scene, out of no-where and appeared to be trying to give the bluebird a 'high-five' with it's front paw!

 The bluebird was stunned! Was this dog trying to be friends? A friendship certainly couldn't be happening out of an encounter happening out of thin air!

The bluebird flew up onto the dog's hind legs and said to the dog "Hey pal!

Where exactly did you come from?". 

The dog gave no answer, he simply pointed at his feeding dish with his snout.

 The bluebird walked his way down the dog's back until he got to it's head, looked into the dog's bowl and said..."Well I certainly don't have any food for you!"

The bluebird flew down to the dog's dish and said, "Yup...I can definitely verify the fact that your dog dish is definitely empty pal!"

Then the blue bird flew once again up on to the dog's neck and he said...

"Here's the thing pal...I absolutely, positively, DON'T LIKE DOGS so it has been my PERSONAL POLICY to NOT CARRY AROUND DOG FOOD supplies!"

Then the bluebird watched as the dog took aim on the pretty pink rock he had landed on only moments ago and felt that the conversation had definitely taken a downturn.

The End.

Bluebird Blues...

There once was a  blue faced bluebird who felt blue day and night,

The blue faced bluebird needed to find a nice place to sit after a long flight, 

One day the blue faced bluebird saw another blue face that gave him a fright,

But when he sat on the other blue face, it felt just right!

Bird ponders "blackbirds baked in a pie" lyrics

Sing a song of sixpence,

A pocket full of rye.

Four and twenty blackbirds,

Baked in a pie..."

"I can't even imagine!"

One sided conversation...

Look…I know you require some fancy show of respect before I can get my treat...so here goes...

  How about THIS? ... "I am IN AWE when looking at YOUR MAGNIFICENT STATURE!~"!"  

 "Or...How about this???..."I bow my head in total respect to you!"

"I really look forward to these daily exchanges."

Mr. Blue spots a luscious snail...

Mr. Blue had his eye on an enormous snail

 For a brief second Mr. Blue wondered what it would be like to 'move along at a snail's pace'

Then Mr. Blue focused his thoughts on just how good fresh snail was going to taste.

Mr. Blue was last seen riding off into the sunset looking quite confident that this was just THE START of a REALLY GOOD DAY!