A mother squirrel will stoop to diabolically unethical means to secure food for her family!
"Look into my eyes, Mr. Peanut Dispenser...that's right...you are starting to feel r-e-l-a-x-e-d...."
"Keep your focus on my eyes, Mr. Peanut Dispenser...that's right...you are feeling really tired now..."
"You are now deeply asleep Mr. Peanut Dispenser. You will turn your gears every two minutes and allow another peanut to escape directly into my paws."
"When you hear the last shelled peanut crack open, you will immediately wake up, and you will not remember a damn thing that just went down here."
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