Bluebird Blues...

There once was a  blue faced bluebird who felt blue day and night,

The blue faced bluebird needed to find a nice place to sit after a long flight, 

One day the blue faced bluebird saw another blue face that gave him a fright,

But when he sat on the other blue face, it felt just right!

The Mealworm Dealer

In order to be a successful mealworm dealer you have to develop a strategy. 

"Pssssst! Hey you! ... Don't pass me by without flying down here and seeing what I've got!"

"These mealworms are apple-fed  superb quality mealworms! I'm gonna give you one for FREE right now!"

"Get ready to be blow-away pal!"

"Well????!  Is that not the absolute BEST mealworm you have ever tasted?

"Me...I cannot get enough of these guys!"...

"These really ARE the best mealworms I have ever tasted! I'm going to buy hundreds of them!"

"Works every time!"