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Showing posts with label rooster. Show all posts
Showing posts with label rooster. Show all posts

Sunday, June 29, 2014

One sided conversation...

Look…I know you require some fancy show of respect before I can get my treat...so here goes...

  How about THIS? ... "I am IN AWE when looking at YOUR MAGNIFICENT STATURE!~"!"  
 "Or...How about this???..."I bow my head in total respect to you!"

"I really look forward to these daily exchanges."

The Mealworm Dealer



In order to be a successful mealworm dealer you have to develop a strategy

"Pssssst! Hey you! ... Don't pass me by without flying down here and seeing what I've got!"
"These mealworms are apple-fed  superb quality mealworms! I'm gonna give you one for FREE right now!"
"Get ready to be blow-away pal!"
"Well????!  Is that not the absolute BEST mealworm you have ever tasted?
"Me...I cannot get enough of these guys!"...
"These really ARE the best mealworms I have ever tasted! I'm going to buy hundreds of them!"
"Works every time!"



Wednesday, December 4, 2013

Tail stations...


DID YOU KNOW????  That withIn the SQUIRREL kingdom..
ROOSTERS operate something called a 'tail monitoring station?'????!
Apparently...at the tail monitoring stations... squirrels are required to back in toward the rooster tail station monitors, and at that time the tail monitors  make  a mental note of the squirrels tail size and diameter.
The squirrels find the rooster tail station monitors to be quite pompus so they often try to confuse them by running circles around them.

Oddity stories ...

Oddity stories ...
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Enter The Unskilled Gardner's Mayhem of Fun here!

Enter The Unskilled Gardner's Mayhem of Fun here!
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