Bird ponders "blackbirds baked in a pie" lyrics

Sing a song of sixpence,

A pocket full of rye.

Four and twenty blackbirds,

Baked in a pie..."

"I can't even imagine!"

The Mealworm Dealer

In order to be a successful mealworm dealer you have to develop a strategy. 

"Pssssst! Hey you! ... Don't pass me by without flying down here and seeing what I've got!"

"These mealworms are apple-fed  superb quality mealworms! I'm gonna give you one for FREE right now!"

"Get ready to be blow-away pal!"

"Well????!  Is that not the absolute BEST mealworm you have ever tasted?

"Me...I cannot get enough of these guys!"...

"These really ARE the best mealworms I have ever tasted! I'm going to buy hundreds of them!"

"Works every time!"

Little known facts about blue bird nesting site criteria...

When a bluebird looks for a family home, it carefully considers lots of important criteria...

Is the house CUTE on the outside? 

What's it like on the inside?...IF the inside of a birdhouse looks dull and needs a lot of work, the bluebird will 'pass' on the house, regardless of how cute it is on the outside!

 If a house is slanted, a smart bluebird will reject it immediately knowing it's structurally unsound.

 Of course the new bluebird home must be DISH ready so all cable television popular bird channels are accessible!

Some bluebirds will gravitate to BLUE homes of course because blue IS their favorite color after all AND...

 there is the obvious benefit of camouflage!

Some bluebirds are on the fence when it comes to bluebird criteria.

When it comes down to it...if a bluebird finds a home with a pretty perch in the doorway...

 and if the inside of that house has all the amenities...

PLUS...if it has a patio on the side with a state of the art metal roof...

THIS house will definitely be considered by a bluebird as  a 'QUALITY HOME'!