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Thursday, June 12, 2014

LEUCISTIC Red-tailed Hawk finds work in Wisconsin checking electrical line connections!


Trending Now!  Farmer overhears Electric Company Employee expressing Irritation over Electrical Connection Report 



"I'm up here now and I don't see any problems with this electrical line!"

"Farmers are always looking for SOME REASON to call me out to look at their electrical lines...I'm pretty sure it's all about seeing my red tail feather..."

"Ok, so I took another look...I am telling you, there is NOTHING wrong with the way this electrical line is connected!"
"I am as CLOSE as I need to get, I'm TELLING YOU...THIS electrical line is GOOD!"
"Don't send me up here again unless there is a REAL problem with the electrical lines! I got better things to do with my time!"



Little known facts about blue bird nesting site criteria...





When a bluebird looks for a family home, it carefully considers lots of important criteria...


Is the house CUTE on the outside? 


What's it like on the inside?...IF the inside of a birdhouse looks dull and needs a lot of work, the bluebird will 'pass' on the house, regardless of how cute it is on the outside!

 If a house is slanted, a smart bluebird will reject it immediately knowing it's structurally unsound.
 Of course the new bluebird home must be DISH ready so all cable television popular bird channels are accessible!
Some bluebirds will gravitate to BLUE homes of course because blue IS their favorite color after all AND...
 there is the obvious benefit of camouflage!
Some bluebirds are on the fence when it comes to bluebird criteria.
When it comes down to it...if a bluebird finds a home with a pretty perch in the doorway...
 and if the inside of that house has all the amenities...
PLUS...if it has a patio on the side with a state of the art metal roof...
THIS house will definitely be considered by a bluebird as  a 'QUALITY HOME'!

Saturday, June 7, 2014

I've got my eye on this purse...


Bernie an'Beatrice...


Bernie wasn't much for fashion but he knew his girlfriend Beatrice liked purses that matched her personality.


Bernie spotted the perfect purse for Beatrice at Birdie's Purse Emporium when he was flying by the store.
 Bernie wasted no time staking out the purse he planned to buy for his girlfriend.
If anybody tried to even come near the purse before he could buy it for his beloved Bernice, Bernie would give them his best stink eye!
Bernie proved himself time and again to be one hell of a thoughtful boyfriend!

Monday, December 16, 2013

Confused reindeer blinded by snow -

During a fluke snowstorm of epic proportions, a reindeer, blinded by the snowfall, fell into the sleigh he was pulling.  A bird sitting nearby witnessed the event.
A grey squirrel passing by, offered to help the reindeer get back on his feet again, but the reindeer was tightly stuck in his snow-filled sleigh and the grey squirrel's efforts were futile. 
A black squirrel happened by and also attempted to help the reindeer, but the snow proved to be too much for him.
 The grey squirrel returned to the scene; upon observing that the reindeer was still stuck in his sleigh, the grey squirrel stole the unfortunate reindeer's lunch and ran off with it.

Wednesday, December 4, 2013

Tail stations...


DID YOU KNOW????  That withIn the SQUIRREL kingdom..
ROOSTERS operate something called a 'tail monitoring station?'????!
Apparently...at the tail monitoring stations... squirrels are required to back in toward the rooster tail station monitors, and at that time the tail monitors  make  a mental note of the squirrels tail size and diameter.
The squirrels find the rooster tail station monitors to be quite pompus so they often try to confuse them by running circles around them.

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