A conscientious trainer...

"Listen kid...You can do it!  Jump your fuzzy little butt up onto that red workout chair!"

"WAIT! STEP BACK KID!!!! ....THIS CHAIR IS ALL SWEATY! ... THIS IS AN OUTRAGE AND A TRAVESTY!  I'm going to speak to the owners of this gymnastic dump and tell them they need to have their clients... "WIPE OF THE WORKOUT CHAIRS WHEN THEY ARE DONE!"" 

Blue Jay Lore...

They say that blue jays like to ponder.

Blue Jays find a spot in nature and they stare out at nothing,...pondering life.

They also say that blue jays don't like being stared at.

Freezing cold temps cause school closings...

In Minnesota, the temperature got sooooo cold... that most bird school houses were closed and birds were encouraged to ..."stay at home and avoid unnecessary flying".