Night Terrors....

Few people actually get to hear first hand about Blue Jay Anxiety Attacks...

 “OMG!... I woke up because I thought I heard a noise last night, ...I immediately flew up to a high wire in order to get a better look…and OMG!... IT WAS A HUGE SILVER UFO!!!! And then...OMG, then I started to literally shriek at the top of my lungs because I NOTICED THAT THERE WAS A HIDEOUSLY SCARRY ALIEN ON THE SILVER ALIEN SHIP AND IT WAS LOOKING STRAIGHT AT ME!! OMG! I WAS LITERALLY SCARED OUT OF MY MIND!”

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“Listen Idiot Blue Jay! If I WAS an alien...I’d rid the world of  all stupid BLUE JAYS  and I’d start with YOU!”

What's in YOUR wallet?

At *ChickadeeOne*

Wallets are our business!

 Whether it’s vital nesting materials you need to carry around…

or… a safe place to zip up in, and stay cozy for the night…

*ChickadeeOne* stands by it’s quality workmanship 100%!

*ChickadeeOne* brand wallets! 

...the MOST luxurious wallet a discerning bird can buy!

Oh My! That is just SO sweet!

Montgomery the chipmunk eats peanuts 24/7. His peanut diet was getting monotonous and boring.

Then one day… Montgomery discovered truvia!

Montgomery is a fan of truvia because, truvia sweetener,'comes from nature', AND...so does Montgomery! 

By adding just a few sprinkles of truvia, Montgomery's peanuts are now, ALMOST as SWEET as he is!

  

What you don't know about School Photo - Photographers....

 School Photo - Bird-child - Photographers

Being a School Photographer is no easy job. One would think that taking school photos of birds would be a fun and easy profession.

Not so much.

It takes several shots and several minutes of constant coaching to hopefully capture THE SHOT you want the kids to take home to their families. You really WANT the parents to WANT to buy the school photo that you took of their child!

For those of you who have wondered how a typical bird school photo session works, I have provided a sample featuring one of the recent school photo sessions I filmed at the Robin Redbreast Elementary School in Newark, Delaware. The child in the photograph's name is Forrest.

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 The first thing you do when you get to the school, is set up your school picture, photo prop area. Always make sure that there is a stool for the child to sit on so that it is CLEAR and evident where the bird-child should sit. 

Here is how the session with Forrest went...

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“Forrest…please go BEHIND the prop and sit on the little stool for me OK?”  

“I don’t wanna. The stool looks yucky.”

“The stool is FINE Forrest. Please just hop up on it and have a seat OK buddy?!”  

 “I don’t wanna! I don’t like stools. I WANNA CHAIR!”

“OK Forrest…how about this?!...IF you get up on the stool, I'LL GIVE YOU ...a nice FAT WORM! – How about THAT my little bird friend?”  

“There is bird poop on this stool and it’s NOT mine! I’m going to get down!”

  

“No Forrest, hold on, just stay there! … I'll tell you what... I’m giving you a worm, (it will be just like you get at the doctor's office when you're good) only THIS time,...I'll give you the worm BEFORE we even take your photo!!! Now isn’t that nice of your school photographer?” 

“Sluuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrp!”

“Ok now Forrest, as soon as you finish swallowing that worm. you just lift your head up, and look straight at the nice photographer OK?”

“You got any more worms back there?”

“If you look straight at the camera Forrest…there COULD BE another little something in it for you, OK?!”

“OK…how’s THIS?”

And THAT is how I get ... "An ABSOLUTELY PERFECT!" 
school photo every time!  

A fact that few people know or want to talk about...

 “Every October, an awareness of an epidemic rarely spoken about, comes to light.

I’m talking about ‘chubby skeletons’.

Hi! My name is Dr. Isadora Chippendale and I specialize in Skeleton Obesity.”

 “Two in every –twenty five births results in Skeleton Obesity!  It’s a very difficult malady for young growing skeletons with bloated looking abdomens to deal with!”

 “I work one on one or in pairs with chubby skeletons. We have therapy sessions in an outdoor setting where the chubby skeletons can laugh a lot and get plenty of fresh air! We teach skeletons with large puffy abdomens that it's OK to be different in a skinny skeleton world.”

“We also provide counseling to the MOTHERS of ‘chubby skeletons’!  A female skeleton who has a bun in her oven, can’t always afford to get an ultrasound to see in advance if her skeleton baby will have the ‘chub’ gene.”

“Support of friends is important, to help these skeleton families feel normal in a society that has a constant focus on being thin!”

“So please…this October – get INVOLVED!”

“If a rotund skeleton comes floating around YOUR house, especially at Halloween… Don't make fun of them - HELP THEM INSTEAD - pass out treats that don't contain sugar - find a healthy substitute."

“CHUBBY SKELETON SYNDROME CAN’T BE CURED BUT IT CAN BE HELPED!”

DOCTOR CHIPPENDALE’S TRAILER…

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M & M Peanut Taste Challenge...

Five M & M peanut candy Colors!  What color will YOU choose?

Green is delicious!

Yellow is a winner!

Blue is sensational!

Red is simply devine... however, it melts on your paws if you hold on to it too long!

Oh No! Who has run off with the orange?

The temptation of Adam and Eve...(modern day version)

In the beginning, man and woman were created.

Man and woman were told that they could NEVER eat peanuts.  Peanuts simply were off limits. How hard could it be to avoid eating peanuts?

One day Adam and Eve heard a voice saying, "I bet you two would just LOVE to taste a peanut!"

 The voice came from a squirrel. The squirrel was there to tempt Adam and Eve.


The squirrel placed a peanut in Eve's hand and whispered to her, "Go ahead Evvie! Try the peanut!" 

Eve smiled at Adam and said, “Well  Adam, I think I want to try the peanut!”

The squirrel continued to whisper to Eve..."DO IT EVE! Eat the Peanut!"

Right after Eve bit into the peanut, the shell flew up and handed on her nose.  The peanut shell stayed on her nose for the rest of her life.

Eve had disobeyed the one rule she should have followed; as a result, Eve not only had the peanut shell attached to her nose to deal with, but she also developed severe peanut allergies.

Shortly after the peanut incident, the squirrel became a large blur and eventually, he disappeared altogether, leaving Eve all alone with her peanut-faced disgrace.