In the beginning, man and woman were created.
Man and woman were told that they could NEVER eat peanuts. Peanuts simply were off limits. How hard could it be to avoid eating peanuts?
One day Adam and Eve heard a voice saying, "I bet you two would just LOVE to taste a peanut!"
The squirrel placed a peanut in Eve's hand and whispered to her, "Go ahead Evvie! Try the peanut!"
Eve smiled at Adam and said, “Well Adam, I think I want to try the peanut!”
The squirrel continued to whisper to Eve..."DO IT EVE! Eat the Peanut!"
Right after Eve bit into the peanut, the shell flew up and handed on her nose. The peanut shell stayed on her nose for the rest of her life.
Eve had disobeyed the one rule she should have followed; as a result, Eve not only had the peanut shell attached to her nose to deal with, but she also developed severe peanut allergies.
Shortly after the peanut incident, the squirrel became a large blur and eventually, he disappeared altogether, leaving Eve all alone with her peanut-faced disgrace.
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