A fact that few people know or want to talk about...

 “Every October, an awareness of an epidemic rarely spoken about, comes to light.

I’m talking about ‘chubby skeletons’.

Hi! My name is Dr. Isadora Chippendale and I specialize in Skeleton Obesity.”

 “Two in every –twenty five births results in Skeleton Obesity!  It’s a very difficult malady for young growing skeletons with bloated looking abdomens to deal with!”

 “I work one on one or in pairs with chubby skeletons. We have therapy sessions in an outdoor setting where the chubby skeletons can laugh a lot and get plenty of fresh air! We teach skeletons with large puffy abdomens that it's OK to be different in a skinny skeleton world.”

“We also provide counseling to the MOTHERS of ‘chubby skeletons’!  A female skeleton who has a bun in her oven, can’t always afford to get an ultrasound to see in advance if her skeleton baby will have the ‘chub’ gene.”

“Support of friends is important, to help these skeleton families feel normal in a society that has a constant focus on being thin!”

“So please…this October – get INVOLVED!”

“If a rotund skeleton comes floating around YOUR house, especially at Halloween… Don't make fun of them - HELP THEM INSTEAD - pass out treats that don't contain sugar - find a healthy substitute."

“CHUBBY SKELETON SYNDROME CAN’T BE CURED BUT IT CAN BE HELPED!”

DOCTOR CHIPPENDALE’S TRAILER…

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