Few people actually get to hear first hand about Blue Jay Anxiety Attacks...
“OMG!... I woke up because I thought I heard a noise last night, ...I immediately flew up to a high wire in order to get a better look…and OMG!... IT WAS A HUGE SILVER UFO!!!! And then...OMG, then I started to literally shriek at the top of my lungs because I NOTICED THAT THERE WAS A HIDEOUSLY SCARRY ALIEN ON THE SILVER ALIEN SHIP AND IT WAS LOOKING STRAIGHT AT ME!! OMG! I WAS LITERALLY SCARED OUT OF MY MIND!”
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“Listen Idiot Blue Jay! If I WAS an alien...I’d rid the world of all stupid BLUE JAYS and I’d start with YOU!”
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