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Wednesday, June 1, 2011

Petrified Bird Shocked to Find Petrified Feet!

Bernie Flypower liked to feel scared and uncomfortable.  Bernie would do anything to feel a case of the 'creeps' coming on. If word gets out that there is a dead animal carcass lying in the street, Bernie Flypower is always the first one on the scene...just so he can feel revolted! Bernie Flypower is not your ordinary bird - he's a 'Moments that Make your Heart Race" addict!

When Bernie Flypower heard on the news that there were some mummified feet that were found in someone's back yard, Bernie couldn't fly there fast enough!  Bernie got as close as he could to the feet for a good look and it was then, that he thought the toes wiggled at him! At that exact moment, Bernie Flypower became PETRIFIED with utter and complete fright!

Of course the toes didn't really move (after all...they were PETRIFIED along with the foot), but because Bernie BELIEVED they moved, he was able to experience that, pins-and-needles-are-sticking-you-right-this-second, FEELING... that he lives for! 


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