We went out on the road and visited with real birds in real backyard settings.
We brought with us, four of the most popular hand lotions on the market! We asked random birds to candidly tell us WHICH one of the four lotions was their personal favorite and why!
In a small outdoor mall near the outskirts of town we stopped a fidgety looking male sparrow and asked if he would comment on our lotions. The male sparrow said "Cocoa Butter Baby! It's Vaseline for me all the way!" There was a great deal of innuendo in the tone of his reply!
In another part of town, a lovely black-capped chickadee told us her name is Marolina Caroleena. She told us that Gold Bond Ultimate has been her favorite for years. She said because of the CoQ10 in the ingredients, she is still able to fly and get around at 75! She said she rubs Gold Bond Lotion on every single night and when she wakes up, her wings feel like Satin feathers!
At that same mall, one of the high-class shoppers from an upscale neighborhood held her beak in the air in utter disdain at our lotion selection! She refused to even acknowledge our questions.
The majority of the birds we asked said their favorite was still good old "Jergens Original Cherry-Almond Scent Lotion". When asked, "Why?" Many of the birds unanimously said that the Jergens lotion brings back fond memories of their mothers feeding them regurgitated almonds.
Some birds waited in line for hours to give us their feedback on the four lotions.
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