Fun with Dixie and Jayne

Jayne and Dixie had finally found the home they had dreamed about for years!

See Dixie and Jayne's home.

Jayne and Dixie met in 2006 and were immediately attracted to one another! They were inseparable!


After years of fun together, they realized they didn't need to look any further...they had each found their perfect lifetime companion!  


They decided to buy a house together! They saved for what seemed like years and the day they saw the split level house, they immediately paid the asking price for it!

As soon as they could, they moved right in!  Every day, they spent part of the day, sitting out by their pool!


See Dixie and Jayne sitting by the pool.

Dixie was a dreamer and an optimist. Jayne was a realist and a pessimist. 


One day, after about a week of living in the house together, something happened which caused the easy-going relationship dynamic to end. Things would never be the same again for Dixie and Jayne.

See Dixie and Jayne's two car garage.

  

Hear Dixie say "I hear rustling."

See Jayne look out the window.

Hear Jayne say "Dixie?" "What is the name of our favorite movie in the whole world?"

Hear Dixie say "Attack of the 50 Foot Woman!"


Hear Jayne say "That is correct Dixie."

 See Jayne look out the window again.

See Jayne's eyes get as big as fried eggs when she sees the ominous large birds sitting outside their home!

Hear Jayne explain to Dixie that the 50 Foot birds in their yard won't be as much fun as their fantasies have been about being attacked by 50 foot women!

See large bitter-looking birds surround Dixie and Jayne's new house!

See Jayne try to explain to Dixie about 'Dangerous Situations'.

 Hear Jayne shouting, "Run Dixie, run!"

Hear Dixie asking Jayne if their new bird visitors are from the 'welcome wagon'.

Hear Jayne shouting "No Dixie - run!"  

Hear Dixie say to Jayne, "I'm going to go outside and pet the troubled birds."


Hear Jayne say "Dixie! One of the giant birds has placed a branch in front of the back door and the garage! Our escape route is blocked!"


Hear Dixie say "I think the bird put the branch by the house so we will feel safer!"

"Hear Jayne say, "Are you ##!!@! insane?"


See Jayne run!


See Dixie come outside and say to the ruffian birds, "Who doesn't want to be called Mr. Crabby-pants today?"


See Jayne turn and run faster!"


Run. Jayne. Run.


See the giant birds fly off into the sunset with Dixie.


Hear Dixie say, "You silly giant birds are going to bring me back home right after we have lunch today right?"


See Jayne continue to run.


Run. Run. Run.