Bitter amusement ride operator has the last laugh!

Once upon a time there was an amusement park ride worker, who's name was Slash. Slash thought he was the meanest, toughest, nastiest amusement park ride worker around. Everybody who met him, agreed. He was known as "Slash" because if you tried to hand him your ticket to get on a ride, he'd slash through the air with his sharp bird foot and you had better hope he got the ticket and not your hand!  Slash was bitterly mean like that.

Of all things, Slash operated the Miniature Tilt-A-Whirl ride at the local fairgrounds every year. He hated the fact that it was 'teeny' and he especially  hated all 'teeny' people! It was a cruel twist of fate that brought him a career choice with the two things he disdained the most!

It was the end of the day on a Sunday night and along came two perky fairy ladies. They gave him their tickets and eagerly hopped on one of the available cars on the battered old Miniature Tilt-A-Whirl that was operated by Slash!

Slash made sure the little bitty fairy ladies were nice and comfy. He turned his head away so they wouldn't see that he was totally stoked! He was about to send these two tiny ladies into a spinning orbit of epic proportions!

When the fairgrounds was empty, Slash would 'tinker' with the old Miniature "Tilt-A-Whirl and adjust this and that. Tonight...the two fairies were going to experience the 'THAT'!  Without hesitating, Slash picked up his special remote control and pushed the red button. The Tilt-A-Whirl car that the fairies were in went from 0 - 60 in 30 seconds and then was spinning at warp speed. They were spinning so fast, the ride car was just a blur!

Slash reluctantly pushed the blue button and the ride car began to slow down and finally came to a stop. Slash couldn't wait to see the two piles of 'pink and green fairy' pudding that would be slopped all over the inside of the ride car.

But, NOoooooooo! Instead of screaming, blithering, hideous fairies with faces all stretched out...there they were! Lying on their sides and LAUGHING! They were laughing so hard they had tears in their eyes! They actually both asked...'Could they go again'!?

Slash became furious and began tremble with his anger and he told those two fairy ladies to "GET OUT of my Miniature Tilt-a-Whirl Ride NOW!"

It wasn't until the next day that a stranger passing by happened to see what appeared to be Slash, spinning insanely at a G-Force speed on his Tilt-A-Whirl ride! Somebody went to to get the Fair Ground's manager, and the ride was finally able to be stopped. When they got to Slash he was in a Tilt-A-Whirl induced coma. In his bird claw was the ride's remote. Slash's claw was pushing down hard on the blue button.


Apparently the batteries on his remote had died. Later, on the news, people reported that they remembered hearing some type of diabolical laughter all through the night. Nobody equated that sound with Slash and his miniature Tilt-A-Whirl.