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Sunday, November 4, 2012

Bird Riddle

What do you get when you cross a nuthatch with a pileated woodpecker?


... Two birds who will NEVER EVER be interested in one another - romantically!

Saturday, November 3, 2012

Blue Man Travesty ...

Recently a miniature representative of the blue man group decided it would be fun to try walking across the ice in a local backyard birdbath. 


A yellow finch happened by and pushed the blue man over into the frigid water.

Moral of the story....KEEP OFF THE BIRD BATH ICE means KEEP OF THE BIRD BATH ICE!!!!

Cardinal sings song from 1900's....

Recently a cardinal was heard singing his heart out as he reflected on the scene before him...


She's only a bird in a gilded cage,     
A beautiful sight to see.     
You may think she's happy and free from care,     
She's not, though she seems to be.”


Thursday, October 11, 2012

"Keep Off Bird Spikes" - Not A Problem For Smart Reds

Bird Spikes are often seen on the tops of buildings to keep pigeons from roosting.


If you are a pigeon, the spikes are definitely a deterrent ...however....if you are a male cardinal, the spikes make a nice secluded spot for cardinal roosting and allows for total privacy.

Friday, September 14, 2012

Thursday, September 6, 2012

Bug Comédienne

Dottie had a career as a famed bug comédienne who primarily performed for the birds. 
 "...Ever notice how in the Cardinal community...the men all look vibrant and ALIVE and the women all look pale and TIRED? - What's up with THAT?"

Dottie's career came to a careening halt when she realized her material FAILED TO IMPRESS the current bird sitting in the audience.

Tuesday, August 14, 2012

Squirrel STOP sign!

Every day, Winchester the Squirrel, would climb up onto the roof of an old shed and leap into the air, landing onto his favorite post, which was located in the yard next door.

One day...Winchester was about to leap to his favorite post...when he observed something NEW attached to his post, in EXACTLY the spot where Winchester liked to land!


Apparently the owner of the post, didn't care for Winchester's leaping antics and had found a way to put a complete damper on his leaping escapades for good!



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