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Saturday, January 28, 2012

Allow me the honor of escorting you to my place ....

Bucky Armbruster knew what he liked and he liked what he saw that morning, when he stepped up to the Robertson's deck in Minnesota.


"Come with me", said Bucky ... "I'll show you a real good time!"


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9guDjqGq1nc

Tuesday, January 24, 2012

Bird Take-Out

In the bird world, there is a whole world of food options that humans don't know about.  

 Miss Pink's Most Unusual Take-Out Bird Restaurant Menu features options such as...

Deep Fried Meal or Wax Worms
Peanut Butter Coated Sunflower Seeds
Nut Encrusted Bugs
Suet Covered Peanuts
and
Bug WingS 

Monday, January 23, 2012

A toast to Toast!

 Declan Treesmore was cold.  He sat atop a fence post shivering, wondering where his next meal would come from.
He’d been scavenging the yards all morning, searching for small bits of discarded seeds that the birds might have missed.
 Then, suddenly, his claws grasped on to something wonderful! He found a perfectly good scrap of TOAST!
 He climbed up to his favorite perch where he could eat his prized piece of toast without interruption.
As Declan Treesmore chowed down on his prized food find, he was reminded of a famous squirrel quote from his childhood ...
"The thing a squirrel covets during winter, the very absolute most ...
is a crunchy, delicious, perfectly browned, bit of delectable toast!"



Thursday, January 19, 2012

Birds Against Loggers ...


 Millicent Barkedge took her position as a tree-hugger, seriously.
If you didn’t agree with Millicent on saving trees, she would look you right in the eye and recite her favorite tree poem…

"This tree sits here awesomely
I think you will agree
All healthy trees need to be set free
Listen to these words coming from me
I’m taking a stand, don’t you see
Please don’t cut down a healthy tree
Just let it continue to grow – let the tree be."

Real men wear red feathers ...

If you are content with 'outdoor seating' while you eat your meal - in frigid temperatures - you are considered a 'real man'.

Wednesday, January 18, 2012

Snow-Man on a Ledge


...A wanted fugitive (Sam Snowman) stands on the ledge of a birdhouse rooftop, while two New York Police Department bird negotiators try to talk him down.

Snow-Man on a Ledge

NOW SHOWING AT A BIRD THEATER NEAR YOU!

How to cope with being 'on edge' when you are a bird ...

 When birds are ‘on edge’ from stressful situations, they often sit on the icy edges of birdbaths to cool down.
 Many different varieties of birds claim the ‘cooled’ ice crystals on the edge of winter bird baths, brings a sense of calm to their bird brains.  
Other species of birds see the crystals around the rim of winterized birdbaths, and assume they are landing on super-sized margarita rims!  
 Then there is that one illusive character of bird who just plain likes to cool his jets on ice. 



Tuesday, January 17, 2012

Influenced by Norman Rockwell ...

Sketch Jones loved Norman Rockwell. 

His goal, was to someday paint his own triple-self portrait, to share with the world.


Before he got started with the actual painting, Sketch had to do one thing...

He had to purchase the most beautiful picture frame he could find, which he would use to frame his own triple-self portrait, once it was completed.

Oddity stories ...

Oddity stories ...
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