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Monday, September 2, 2013

It must have been Target Practice!


There once was a bird named Bridgette


who went to Target to buy a widget

but she found she could do nothing but fidget
as she tried to figure out why the Target cart has so many holes in it!
 Bridgette never got any shopping done;she'd completely forget...
what it was she came to Target to get!
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Bird Myths...

Some mean kids played a trick on little Willy Woodpecker. :(
 They told Willy that he was a vampire woodpecker.  Willie was scared.  There was only one way to tell if he was a vampire woodpecker.
Willy looked for his reflection in the water and when he SAW it... he knew he wasn't really a vampire woodpecker because everybody knows... vampire woodpeckers don’t have reflections! :)


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Best mushrooms for your kids...

 Did you know that mushrooms make great babysitters?
MEET Milly Mushroom-head! (see below)
Milly runs a furry critter day care.

 She actually has a WAITING LIST of fury critter parents who want their children to get in!







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