Blue & White couldn't be cuter!

1.  In the Encyclopedia of Cute Animal Biographies, on page 243, there is a story about an industrious chipmunk who roamed the countryside looking for expensive porcelain vases often tossed away on curbs so that he can refurbish them and turn around and sell them on eBay.

Age old question...

Why did the chipmunk cross the guy in a 1940's swimsuit? ...

...to get to the other side!