"Bring your garden to life!"
For the past 49 years, Mopsy Stuwart has brought you the magazine...
“Gardens I Live In!”
Well…ladies and gentleman, today marks the ‘reveal’ of the...
Mopsy Stuwart "Garden LIVE-Wear!" sculpture line!
"An innovation in back-yard gardening!" says Garden Weekly!
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"I trained these birds myself so I know they make these sculptures spin!" claims Mopsy...
Mopsy says..."You simply hang up the spinning orb sculpture... (which is one of MANY astonishing garden sculptures from the...Mopsy Stuwart Garden LIVE-Wear line...)...
from a string, somewhere in your yard!..."
"Then…whenever you want the orb sculpture to SPIN…you simply ring the bird shaped bell (which came with your order) for one minute straight and within seconds, an adorable trained bird will fly up to the sculpture and get it to SPIN like crazy, just for YOUR enjoyment!"
“Each bird comes with a one year supply of live worms and bugs as well as a one year supply of dry bird seed. After one year, it is the responsibility of the owner to continue to take care of the bird and provide necessary supplies. The owner is responsible for the needs of the bird for the lifetime of the bird The bird is to be raised in the exact manner that the bird was accustomed to being raised under the care and guidance of Mopsy Stuwart.”
It is also the responsibility of the owner to allow the bird to fly ‘free’ inside the house with access to the outside as determined by the owner’s desire to see the Mopsy Stuwart Garden LIVE-Wear line, bird spinning orb sculpture, in action.”
“Mopsy Stuwart Garden LIVE-Wear is NOT responsible if a Mopsy Stuwart Garden Liveware sculpture breaks or shatters.”
“In the event of a Mopsy Stuwart Garden Liveware sculpture, accidental distruction event…your assigned ‘sculpture bird’ is to be released into the wild with full instructions on how to survive. The bird is to report back to you every year on the date of release to ensure the bird is living a desirable life.”
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