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Thursday, September 15, 2011

Scooter Chanelle - Backyard Adventurer and Survivalist

Scooter Chanelle carried a ‘man survival bag’ everywhere he went and in the  survival bag, he kept his favorite energy pick me up...peanuts.

His bird, gal pal, LoREEna, would tell him constantly... "Scooter honey...it's just NOT a good idea to carry around a survival bag full of peanuts!  You would be a lot safer if you carried energy drinks in your pouch!"
But Scooter would NEVER take LoREEna's advice and subsequently, he constantly attracted the wrong kind of attention from the squirrel community!
"I'm not afraid of you and your squirrel, criminal-element, friends!"

 More often than not, Scooter would find himself surrounded by local squirrel hoodlums, who were out to steal his 'survival pouch' so they could devour the contents within!
Every time that this happened, Scooter would run as fast as he could to find his friend, LoREEna, and he would BEG her to take his survival bag and... "...fly the hell as far away as you can with it!"
...Less than a week later, Scooter would get his peanut filled bag back from LoREEna and this entire sequence of events, would happen, all over again.
"I'm telling you Scooter, energy drinks are the way to go!"






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