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Saturday, September 24, 2011

Meet the "Go-to Guy" that the male birds go to for advice on increasing stamina...

IN THE BIRD COMMUNITY, THERE IS only ONE GUY WHO ALL THE MALE BIRDS GO TO WHEN THEY NEED ADVICE ON ‘STAMINA’...


The Energizer Bunny!
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The males in the bird population are expected to reproduce NEW offspring EVERY YEAR for the rest-of-their-lives!
Sometimes male birds just can’t seem to get motivated…they just can't get excited like they did when they were young...about reproducing!
That’s when they pay a visit to the Energizer Bunny!

The Energizer Bunny explains to the male birds that it’s just a matter of having the mindset that no matter how disinterested you in in your situation…you just have to keep on going and going and GOING!


Often times, years later, a male bird will return to see the Energizer Bunny and THANK him!

Case in point...thanks to the Energizer Bunny's advice, Floyd Buford Bluetail (shown above), fathered 38 children and can't wait to have more! 
No matter how many bird sanctuaries and towns he has to visit, the Energizer Bunny will ALWAYS stop for a moment, to hand out advice to ANY species of bird needing his help, before he heads out again and keeps on going and going and going…





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