Most people do not know that birds have religious beliefs that they live by.
A great number of birds practiceCatholicism, which includes the act of confessing their sins.
Birds simply fly to any available Catholic Church confessional, and without fear of revenge or retaliation, they unload their sins to the empowered Catholic church representative who is sitting inside the confessional, in the dark.
Birds simply fly to any available Catholic Church confessional, and without fear of revenge or retaliation, they unload their sins to the empowered Catholic church representative who is sitting inside the confessional, in the dark.
“...Bless me father, for I have sinned…my last confession was two days ago. Since that time, I pecked several hundred holes in Mrs. Hopper's Shed and I used bad language on a bird who flew in front of me..."
No comments:
Post a Comment