An A-Lister was demoted to a D-Lister after being caught in the act of smuggling mice from random resident's back yards and then selling them to owls.
Sam-u-haul Gacksun would go into the back yards of random families, when he knew they were out of town, and fill burlap bags with mice he pilfered from the the family's yards. The mice were then delivered to sleazy black market Owls who preferred to purchase mice rather than hunt them.
Bird C.I.A. operative, Ethel Dovetail, says she had been shadowing Mr. Gacksun, from the sky, for over a month before she was able to catch him in the act.
Sam-u-haul Gacksun got the nick-name "Sam-u-haul" because he was known for completely filling U-Haul trailers to capacity with stolen mice! Just before Sam-u-haul was arrested, he was caught red-handed with a family's PET MOUSE in his burlap bag!
Sam-u-haul Gacksun is currently out on $100,000.00 bail and is awaiting trial.
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