"ATTENTION OUTDOOR BIRDS!
Are you tired of flying all over the place, in the constant effort to catch bugs to eat?
Wouldn't you like it, so much more...if you could just rest comfortably on a branch and WAIT FOR THE BUGS TO COME TO YOU?!
Well NOW YOU CAN!
If you're a bird between the ages of 2 and 25, the BUG-BE-HERE grid is for YOU!
Starting today, all backyard BIRDS CAN RELAX and HUNT FOR LIVE FOOD at the same time! We've come up with an invention that will make it easier than ever for birds to obtain bugs for instant eating!
Our magnificent invention is the BUG-BE-HERE grid! Our BUG-BE-HERE grid, attracts fresh insects such as flies, beetles, ants, centipedes, bees, gnats, and grasshoppers, to name a few!
Having guests for dinner? No worries...use two BUG-BE-HERE grids at the same time and in less than 5 minutes you will have enough fresh bugs to feed several bird guests!
Our BUG-BE-HERE grids come in two gorgeous colors, lime green and swimming pool blue! The grids are sturdy and long wearing!
Here's how the revolutionary BUG-BE-HERE grids work!...We took ordinary fly swatters and wired them with a special electrode which is like a gravitational pull to insects! They can't resist it!
You simply push the 'on-button' when you want bugs to eat and within seconds, hundreds of bugs are literally clamoring to be the first one on the BUG-BE-HERE grid! The electrode in the BUG-BE-HERE grid is not harmful to the bugs or to the bird-user. It simply attracts the bugs and puts them in a calming sleep mode until you are ready to eat one!
When you are ready to eat, you simply hit the 'off' button and pull off a fresh insect with your beak from the BUG-BE-HERE grid! You'll have hundreds of bugs to choose from and you didn't even have to leave the comfort of your own home to obtain dinner!
Catch more bugs in a day than you ever have before! For just $9.99 you get two of our beautifully crafted BUG-BE-HERE grids along with detailed diagrams outlining just how to use them!
The first 500 birds who respond to this offer will receive a handy towelette which can be used over and over again to wipe off flattened bug matter from your fabulous new bug swatters!
If you lose the towelette - just wait for rain and your BUG-BE-HERE grid will be like new again!
If you are a 'worm eater' - just press the 'on' button twice and a different magnetic pulse will emit. As soon as worms hear that 2nd pulse, they immediately come up from the ground and start crawling up the handle of your BUG-BE-HERE grid!
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