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Monday, August 15, 2011

Bird Auto Mechanic Finds Solution for Smart Car Oil Change Woes

On August 8th, 2011, a customer brought in his small Smart Car, and asked to have his oil changed.


Top Bird mechanic, Buzz Dicks, told the customer he WOULD do the oil change, but inside he was fuming! 


Every time Buzz tried to do an oil change on the Smart Car, IT WAS A DISASTER!  The standard oil change funnels were all too large to fit the way they needed to into a Smart Car! As a result, MOTOR OIL, would literally cover the CAR and the mechanic by the time the oil change was completed!


At that point,the customers would refuse to pay for their disastrous oil changes and it was a bad situation all around.


Buzz Dicks said, "Enough is Enough!" He stayed up all night one evening, and on August 12th, 2011, he revealed a new machine that he had created! 


The machine could crank out millions of TINY LITTLE FUNNELS which were IDEAL for use in Smart Car oil changes!!!


Buzz Dicks became a millionaire just like that because the makers of the Smart Car purchased hundreds of the tiny funnels which were to be INCLUDED with every sale of a Smart Car going forward!


Buzz Dicks owns seven Smart Cars and he says even though he's filthy rich, he still gets a charge out of changing the oil in his own cars, using his tiny funnel invention.



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