You don't always look exactly like your parents!

"Growing up I realized I didn't look anything like my mom and dad. I'd often stare at the two of them over worm dinners and  I'd wonder if I was adopted. Even after I got older and had my own place, I'd still show up for dinner with my parents, grab a worm from the dish and ask my mom and dad to tell me the story again. I'd say, 'Please, just tell me the story, one. more. time. about how you two met and how I came to be born!"