"Attention bird inhabitants of the back yard! If you guys happen to see a big white truck with the words 'Antique Archaeology' on the side, flag those two boys from Iowa down! I've got my grandma's old chairs that I pulled out of her antique bird house and I'm willing to negotiate!
The old bird had them covered with plastic all these years so there's not a spot of bird poop on either of them!
Come on Frank and Mike - let's break the ice and get this party started!"
