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Monday, September 5, 2011

Going to their happy place - How gnomes get so happy!

Has anybody EVER informed you, that there are a few GRUMPY gnomes out there?

I'm sorry to be the one to break it to you...but some gnomes have a history of looking grumpy!

That's where the DeGrumpafire comes in!

Angry Gnomes are shipped to the DeGrumpafication Center.  As soon as they are un-crated, they are placed beneath a DeGrumpafire.  The grumpuy Gnomes are then tickled with bird feathers, through the grates, until they just can't help but smile!


Moments later, the instant 'attitude adjustment'  in place...the Happy Gnome is released.  The newly rehabilitated gnomes go on to live LONG full lives in yards all around the globe! And they are ALWAYS smiling!



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