Charles the Chickadee, alias 'Chirpman', a street savvy bird, was flying high when he noticed a pair of baby sneakers tied up on a tree limb close to the sky.
"This is an outrage and a travesty!" Charlie said! "What kind of person would take baby sneakers off of a baby and then throw them up onto a high tree branch?"
Charles 'Chirpman" decided it had to be the work of ruthless baby gangs! Baby gang members have been rumored to try and dominate the space inside the playpens at various daycares throughout the city!
It's also been asserted to that "No member of a baby gang ever wears shoes!"
Whatever the reason for the hanging baby sneakers, Charlie was sure glad that baby birds don't wear tennis shoes!
