"Pssssssst!Hey sparrows! Just so you know...the food in this backyard is tasteless and dry!
"Hey cardinal guy! Did you hear that chipmunk just say...that the food around here is in ample supply!?"
"Hey Woodpecker!... A sparrow just sent out a tweet saying that once he ate a beetle in this backyard and before he swallowed it, it poked him in the eye!"
"Hey Robin!... Did you hear that cardinal just say that there's a restaurant around here that serves fly pie?"
"Hey finch!... I overheard that woodpecker say that if you eat too many fresh flies you'll be too weighted down to fly!"
"Hey squirrel!... The robin just told me that they can't find any decent bird food so they barely scrape by!"
" These birds are so paranoid about what they eat, it makes me want to cry!"
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