My passion is photographing birds (and other creatures) in various scenarios and then writing about what I think is REALLY happening in the photos! . Come on in and read my blog! All stories/dialogues has been created by me and ACTUAL - REAL photographs taken, by Jean Coulton, that's me too., Photos are NOT photoshopped! I hope you will enjoy every one of the quirky photos I got to take over the years! :)
Friday, November 9, 2012
Now you see him, now you don't!
Sunday, November 4, 2012
Leaping into the Abyss ...
Have you EVER considered how HARD and completely UN-NERVING it must be to
take that first flight as a bird?
Waste of Valuable Time ...
If there is ONE
THING black capped chickadees abhor…
...It's posing and sitting for hours for an artist who claims he is going to to make a 'lifelike' 'black capped chickadee' BIRD SCULPTURE...
AND THEN... SEEING the final finished
sculpture and realizing that the tail design isn't even remotely close!!!!!
Relationship ending?
"I once overheard a northern flicker talking to a telephone pole!"
"I remember it like it was yesterday...the northern Flicker said to the telephone pole...'YOU ARE COMPLETELY DEAD TO ME!!!!'"
The Audacity!
"It happened so fast that day ... I'M STILL REELING!!! .... It had been YEARS!!!! ... since a stranger ... ASKING FOR DIRECTIONS, ... had approached me in MY OWN BACKYARD!!!"
"Before I had time to respond .... a SECOND STRANGER finagled his way into my yard!!!"
"Just when I thought I would COMPLETELY FREAK OUT ... the SECOND stranger DISAPPEARED FROM SIGHT!!!"
"The FIRST stranger actually THANKED ME FOR MY TIME ... and then had the nerve to just RUN OFF WITHOUT GIVING ME ANY EXPLANATION OF WHAT THEY WERE DOING IN MY BACK YARD!!!"
"Like I said..."I'm STILL REELING!"
Is YOUR house structurally safe?
Once upon a time... there were five bird friends who built their houses next to one another.
They were always having heated discussions about who built the house that was the most structurally sound.
One day a strong wind blew through the yard and it was CLEAR who's house lacked proper support!
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