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Saturday, April 21, 2012

The Bachelor - 2012 - Backyard Bird Edition







Bently Flyjenks (seen here) was probably the worst ‘Bird Bachelor’ EVER cast ... since the bird version of, “The Bachelor”, started airing on bird television!!!!

The most controversial moment came, in what ended up being the LAST episode of the 2012 show... when Bently decided to surprise the last three contestants, while they were relaxing at a spa!


Bently jumped into the bird hot tub with the three contestants and began to swing the bath high into the air! He swung it high left and then high right!  Faster and faster!

Before the girls even had a chance to yell…”STOP!”...Bently doubled over... and lost the entire contents of his morning bird seed consumption...into the spa pool the girls were lounging in!




























Bently Flyjenks was undoubtedly the worst bachelor in 'The Bachelor - Backyard Bird Edition' history! The infuriated producers of the show said..."We lost hundreds of bird-viewers because of Bently!!!"

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