Elwin Thornsby, bird home-owner, had problems with humans constantly wandering around on his property.
No matter how many "Keep Out! - Private Property!" signs Elwin put around his land, humans still trespassed.
Then one day, Elwin saw an infomercial, on bird TV, for a 'deadhead'. According to the advertisement, "...Just one deadhead, strategically placed in your yard, will scare the living daylights out of up to 25 humans!" When Elwin heard that, he ordered one immediately!
Elwin could hardly stand to look at the thing but it worked perfectly!
Every single time a human set foot on Elwin's property, they would come across the deadhead and run screaming away, never to return again.
Elwin ordered 25 more and wrote several elated testimonials on the company's website.
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