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Monday, January 2, 2012

Owner of Pink Flamingo Coffee Bar Seeks Male Companion


In January of 2012, Ted put his profile up on BIRDMATCH.COM.  His profile said..."I am looking for a compelling, highly exotic, sultry female bird companion, to spend quality time with."



On her profile, Simone had written…  ..."My signature color is hot pink and I like flying on invigoratingly cold days! ...  My  absolute favorite thing ... is to start the day, sharing a steaming hot cup of roasted mealworms with an intriguing male bird."


When Ted arrived at the coffee shop to meet Simone for the first time, he landed on her coffee cup and it was love at first sight!




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