How to know when a job is not a good fit for you...

When Mikey Doolagan sent in his resume stating that he had worked at several chicken laying farms, he sounded like the perfect employee.

He was just the type of employee that the Eggtopia plant in Gainesville, Alabama was looking for!

 Mikey’s new job was to bring eggs from the Eggtopia Plant hen house, to an egg packing station, and then place the individual eggs in an egg carton so they could be shipped off to grocery stores across America.

 But Mikey could never even get ONE egg successfully placed in the egg carton without allowing his ‘habit’ to get the best of him.

He'd turn around and grab the egg and run off to a secluded area where he could have his way with the egg.

 He'd hold the egg in his paws lovingly...anticipating what was to come next!

The craving would become overwhelming…

 Then the licking would begin…

 And before you know it, Mikey would completely lose control…

 The damage would be done…

 And no amount of apologies that included words like "I don't know what came over me...I promise it won't happen again!" kept Mikey from getting fired!

Moral of the Story….

ONCE AN EGG SUCKER – ALWAYS AN EGG SUCKER!