“Wives?...Are you tired of asking your husbands to re-do the electrical wiring in your garage?”
“Husbands”…Are you tired of getting bids from electrical contractors who plan to charge you an arm and a leg to re-wire your garage?
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Have come up with a revolutionary new concept…
WOODPECKER ELECTRICIANS!
For just peanuts a day... plus shipping, Birdco will send you one Electrician Certified, Woodpecker Electrician.
Upon delivery…Your Woodpecker Electrician will immediately use his strong pointed beak like a chisel and crowbar, to release himself from the shipping box.
Then...in a matter of seconds, your Woodpecker Electrician will hone in on the area where electrical wiring is improperly connected and get right to work getting the job done right!
All Woodpecker Electricians have passed written exams whether written by a testing company, licensing company, licensing board, or by the electrical inspector and are generally based on the same categories of questioning: Code, theory, practical knowledge etc.
Don't pay exorbitant prices for regular electricians! Don't wait around for regular electricians to 'fit you' into their schedules...SEND FOR YOUR BIRDCO WOODPECKER ELECTRICIAN ... and, for just peanuts a day... you will get ALL YOUR ELECTRICAL PROJECTS DONE RIGHT AWAY!
Act NOW! Your Woodpecker Electrician is waiting for your call!
Act NOW! Your Woodpecker Electrician is waiting for your call!
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