Oliver the pig, didn’t have much luck with girls. But he had high hopes and was a vigilant optimist!
Oliver went to one of those on-line dating websites and signed up. He had been writing to this one girl and TONIGHT he was going to meet her!
Oliver pulled out all the stops and was seated at a quiet little outdoor bistro. He had responsibly made reservations and now, there he was, was sitting at a romantic table set for two.
Oliver was excited to meet this girl he had been talking to on the phone! The ONE THING he made a point to remember was the fact that this on-line dating girl, said she "absolutely LOVES TEA"!
So Oliver promptly ordered up two GIANT cups of tea and had them ready for the moment this mystery girl arrived!
Before Oliver could even blink, his date FLEW over to Oliver’s table and began guzzling , head first, the tea Oliver had ordered for her!
Oliver smiled and said, “There's more where THAT came from baby! This is an all-you-can-drink-tea BUFFET!"
In later years Oliver went on to write a best-selling book called, "Living with a tea addict."
In later years Oliver went on to write a best-selling book called, "Living with a tea addict."
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