What creeps YOU out?
For me, it’s looking out my window, on a rainy afternoon…
And…SEEING THIS!!! Out on MY deck!
When I push the sliding glass door open, and shout at him... "What the hell do YOU want?"
Icky Uncle Fred answers... "If you put some home-made cookies on my plate, I'll stop watching you!"
At which point I say,
"Ick!!!!!" and then I slam that sliding door shut and slide all the deadbolts into place. Then I go and eat a Klondike bar which gives me a brainfreeze which temporarily helps me forget that ICKY UNCLE FRED IS STILL OUT ON MY DECK WAITING FOR ME!
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