Eddie Sippowitz is trained in squirrel self defense. These photos were taken during a self defense class that Eddie Sippowitz conducted in Manhattan, NYC.
When Eddie Sippowitz conducts self-defense classes, he uses a DOG PINATA for his hand's on demonstrations of strategic self-defense moves.
Squirrels often have to defend themselves from ill-behaved dogs. Through the use of a few simple moves, Eddie teaches that you can overpower your dog attacker and render him defenseless.
Below Eddie demonstrates some strategic moves that he uses.
Always find a way to sneak up behind a dog. Dogs are usually oblivious.
Before initiating any moves on an unsuspecting hound, first engage it in conversation and explain that it has the option to mind its own business and leave you alone in your quest to pilfer stuff from its yard... OR let it know then and there, that there could be consequences.
Give the dog the opportunity to see that you mean it no harm by gently smelling it's paw pads.
If the dog in question is not prepared to play by your rules, it is THEN, that you take protective action.
Put your paw on the side of the dog with claws extended.
Next, place your paws over the dog's eyes and softly whisper... "Guess Who?"
After you have the dog completely befuddled with your 'Guess Who?' query, that's when you make your move and put the dog in a temporary sleeper hold.
this is too cute!!! i can't believe you have squirrels running around in broad day light! we only get possums coming out at night. this is adorable!!
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