Stickey Fingers the squirrel thought he was "all that". He thought he could get any creature he set his sights on to go home with him.
There was only ONE female who wouldn't give Stickey Fingers the time of day.
Frogette Greenaway!
Frogette was the owner and also tended bar at Pebbles. Pebbles was a popular Critter Bar and Grill.
Every Friday night, like clockwork, a very drunk Stickey Fingers would nuzzle up to Frogette and feed her a cheap line.
And every Friday night, someone sitting at the bar, would ask, "Frogette, How can you STAND that guy?!!!"
Frogette would answer..."That particular sleazy squirrel, stocks the bar, with thousands of bog flies, imported from the Amazon rain forest, every week!" . "And those flies, happen to be, MY FAVORITE SNACK!"..."Besides that, he's harmless. When he doesn't get intoxicated on alcoholic peanut blender drinks, he's not so bad."
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