Milton Archibald was a lonely squirrel. Milton wanted to find a female squirrel to be his bride.
He tried video dating. He tried speed dating. He looked into mail order brides but nobody was interested in Milton.
Milton decided it was time to take matters into his owns hands.
Milton went out and purchased three of the prettiest live traps he could find.
Milton filled the traps with savory squirrel treats and then he waited for possible future brides to be lured in.
If need be...Milton was prepared to take three brides.
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