Dottie Graefer's dad said he wanted to spend a little time alone with Dottie's new boyfriend, Spike.
Here's how it went.
"That lousy, shirtless, muscle-bound, good-for-nothing, hulk named SPIKE thinks he can date MY daughter!!???
"Hey Spike! Don't let me interrupt your push-up routine! I just came to talk to you about my daughter, Dottie!"
"Do you know how vulnerable the small of your back is Spike?" "
"With just the right amount of pressure right about here, even an overblown steroid using macho guy like yourself can go down easily!"
"Let me explain it to you another way Spike... Stay away from Dottie or I'm going to have to hurt you!"
"I want YOU and your shirtless torso to hit the road!"
"One last thing Spike!"
"Dottie told me that your feet are ticklish - is it true?!"
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