Little Red Riding Hood - one little girl you don't want to mess with.

Little Red Riding Hood loved birds! As a matter of fact, Little Red Riding Hood's best friend was a bird! 

The following is a series of events you won't find in any storybook. These events took place while Little Red Riding Hood was with her best friend...


Little Red Riding Hood lived with her grandmother in the woods.  When she was just 5 years old, her mother had run off with a clown from the circus so Little 'Red' was raised by her sweet grandmother.

One day, Little Red Riding Hood brought her best bird friend, 'China' to her grandmother's house in the woods. 'Red' and 'China' were inseparable friends and they did everything together!

That day, Little Red riding Hood and 'China' went outside to pick some nice yellow daisies for 'Red's' Grandma.

"It looks like some one was here before us!" said China as she observed the stomped up area where several daisies used to be!

When Little Red and "China" got back to grandmother's house, they immediately observed that a large smiling CLOWN was standing in the house and...he was also holding yellow daisies for Little Red's grandma!!!

             "Noooo! Grandma!" shouted Little Red Riding Hood as she plopped down on the bed with her yellow daisies!

  "Nooooo Grandma!!!! TELL ME YOU'RE NOT DATING A CLOWN!"  


China watched her friend's reaction to the clown and thought to herself.."Oh this is going to get really bad..." 

Before Grandma could even respond,the clown picked Little Red Riding Hood up and said, "Hey Red! Your grandmother is a fine looking woman and I intend to move in with her!" 

  

 "THAT IS SO NOT GOING TO HAPPEN CLOWN!  Put me down!!" shouted Little Red Riding Hood!

The clown set Little Red back down, then proceeded to ransack the place and then went to lie down on grandma's bed.

"Listen pal!", said China...  "There was a wolf who pulled a similar stunt with Litte Red Riding Hood's grandma about a month ago." 

"AND...?" said the clown.

"And"...said China..."Little Red Riding Hood made sure that the wolf didn't come around trying to eat her grandmother any more!"

"SO?" said the clown.

"So"...said China, "Little Red hates CLOWNS even more than she hates big bad wolves!"

The clown wasn't really phased by
China's story and continued to relax on grandma's bed. "What's a little girl in a red hoodie going to do, huh?", the clown asked as he laughed.

During that conversation, Little Red Riding Hood was furiously riding  her old rocking horse while chanting..."Clown's gotta go!"  "Clown's gotta go!"

Then...in the blink of an eye...Little Red Riding Hood ran over and flipped the clown off of grandmother's bed and onto the floor.

Right after that, Little Red Riding Hood climbed to the top of a ladder which she placed next to the clown and she JUMPED, right onto the clown's stomach!

The clown had made a serious mistake coming to Little Red Riding Hood's grandma's house! Little Red Riding Hood didn't let ANYBODY mess with her grandma!

China looked down at the clown and said.."You should know that Little Red is proficient in martial arts, kick-boxing and hand to hand combat."  Those were the last words the clown remembered hearing before he passed out.

When the clown came to, he found himself on big rock island, a place where no one ever gets in or out, unless they have a ladder.

"There's no escape from this place pal!" said China as she climbed down the fortress of rocks on Rock Island. 

Behind him, somewhere along the rocks, the clown could hear the sound of a hungry wolf howling.

Little Red Riding Hood and her best friend China continued to have happy times together.