fAvORiTE BiRd sOnG

Madge Cranston decided she wanted to meet a 'real' man. She spent hours cooking - hoping the tempting smells would lure a fine, food-loving, large man to her kitchen.

Unfortunately, every time Madge cooked, she attracted the WRONG kind of man, mostly vagrants who would eat all of her food and then run off!

"I can bring home the bacon!"

"Fry it up in a pan!"

"...And Never, Never, NEVER

 let you forget, 

you're just a freeloading squirrel, not a REAL man!"

"Cause I'm a birdie,

B-I-R-D-I-E, 

Let me tell ya' again...

I'm a birdie,

B-I-R-D-I-E!"