Disaster Recovery Roosters - on the job when your house falls down

Edith Chirpwhistle was devastated when a storm blew her house down.  Not only did it fall off the tree it was mounted to, but the wind completely tore the bottom out of her home and flung it out of sight!

When the military heard about Edith's plight, they sent out one of their top secret 'metal disaster recovery roosters' The metal disaster rooster put Edith's house into his wheelbarrow and effortlessly began heading towards disaster recovery headquarters.

The metal rooster paid absolutely NO attention to Edith Chirpwhistle as she clung to her house yelling..."OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG!"

For years the military has been working on a top secret project where they re-use old scrap metal, melt it down and create metal disaster recovery roosters.  Each disaster recovery rooster is equipped with a computer chip which has programmed it to sense disasters. When a disaster occurs, the roosters wake up immediately out of a 'resting' pose and begin their rooster walk straight towards the disaster.  The military felt that using a 'rooster' design would be less stressful to already frantic situations than say... a large, sinister, robot-looking, hunk of metal running around!

In Edith Chirpwhistle's case, when she saw the rooster picking up her damaged house she began to calm instantly, knowing that some type of BIRD was involved in helping her re-build. 

Edith Chirpwhistle's home was completely repaired and re-attached to a new wall in her neighborhood.  Edith flew to the ground from her house to thank the disaster recovery rooster, but he was gone.  All Edith could hear was the sound of metal rooster legs going 'clang clang' 'clang clang' as it did it's rooster walk back to headquarters.