Simple Explanation for This Photo
Butch Slammer tells the following story every night at the bar to anyone who will listen...
"I was riding my Harley, it was twilight, when suddenly the bike hit a pot hole and I went flying! My body literally propelled itself through the air! I thought that this was going to be the end of me!"
"Just before I completely hit the ground, my body bounced against a large bush and the bush flipped me right side up. Then, BAM! Total Insanity, but I landed RIGHT ON THE GARDEN LADY!"
"The garden lady was THE Betty Lou Jones, Master Gardner! She kept her face hidden under that silly red hat, but I saw her face anyway and my heart started to smolder!"
"I started to tell her about my feelings when she said to me, "GET OFF OF MY DRESS YOU STUPID DOLT!"
"I threw my fist into the air with rage!"
"Then I immediately hopped down and crab-walked my way out of her sight."
"I was riding my Harley, it was twilight, when suddenly the bike hit a pot hole and I went flying! My body literally propelled itself through the air! I thought that this was going to be the end of me!"
"Just before I completely hit the ground, my body bounced against a large bush and the bush flipped me right side up. Then, BAM! Total Insanity, but I landed RIGHT ON THE GARDEN LADY!"
"The garden lady was THE Betty Lou Jones, Master Gardner! She kept her face hidden under that silly red hat, but I saw her face anyway and my heart started to smolder!"
"I started to tell her about my feelings when she said to me, "GET OFF OF MY DRESS YOU STUPID DOLT!"
"I threw my fist into the air with rage!"
"Then I immediately hopped down and crab-walked my way out of her sight."
You are FABULOUS!
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