What if you found out your closest neighbor was a Troll?

Henry Birdstein lived in a small condo in the Village.

 He had heard through the grapevine that the tall condo next to his was recently sold.

One morning Henry came out of his condo and met his new neighbor, Biff.

Henry observed that Biff had atomic pink hair and eyes as big as two fried eggs and he immediately assumed that Biff lived a lifestyle filled with parties, drugs and alternative people.

Biff observed that Henry looked completely uptight and immediately assumed that Henry was a tight-ass, a snob and probably had a bug up his butt.

 A year later the two sold their condos and moved into an expensive New York brownstone apartment together where they lived quite happily for years.