Once upon a time there were three little pigs and the time came for them to leave home and seek their fortunes.
Actually...there were four little pigs. Nobody ever talked about the 4th pig because he was a very bad little piggy. He had left home and become a heavy gambler.The 4th little piggy had signed gambling markers at several casinos totaling over $6,000.00 that turned out to be worthless!
The big bad wolf never bothered the 4th piggy. The wolf's specialty was 'intimidation' which he loved to use on the other three pigs because he was a natural born bully! However, there was this blue jay who came around daily. The blue jay was a debt collector sent by the casinos; the big bad wolf was his mentor.
"Let me in, Let me in, little pig or I'll huff and I'll puff and I'll blow your house in!"
The 4th little pig could often be seen pushed up against his little house trying to come up with a new excuse as to how he planned to pay the money back. The 4th little piggy had seen first hand how a blue jay can crack open a peanut with it's beak! A blue jay collection guy meant business!
The 4th little piggy's cheap fiberboard house was going to be no match for a blue jay debt collector!
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