Clara and Edna have an BFF day at the local bird spa!
"WOW!" said Edna as she sat up, after receiving a delicious one hour out-door massage! ... "My neck feels fantastic - the kinks are all out, I have my LONG lovely neck back once again! I feel so beautiful!"
Elsewhere in the spa...Clara murmurs, "This mineral bath is working major magic on my tired legs and feet! The aromatic conditioning oils are absolutely heavenly!"
Later that day...
"I hate to say this Clara, but I think that mineral bath did something atrocious your feathers! You are looking freakishly puffy!"
"Oh really Edna? Well...Miss-Can't-even-turn-your-head-and-give-me-eye-contact-while-issuing-an-insult! It looks like YOUR neck is once again TOTALLY JACKED UP!"
The BFF bird ladies felt it would be better to attend spa services separately in the future.
The BFF bird ladies felt it would be better to attend spa services separately in the future.
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